Hi all, long time no post and all that. Anyway, I came across something mighty amusing today: some guy with a blog on xanga.com calling himself "Malachi The Almighty" made an entry a few months ago in which he stole a picture of me from my website and made up a story about meeting me in Hot Topic and then getting into a brawl with me. Apparently, I won, because he ended up with a bunch of stitches and a swollen eye, and I didn't feel a thing. In fact, I don't even remember the incident. Because he made it up.
I have no idea who this guy is. I doubt we even live in the same state, and I certainly haven't been inside a Hot Topic recently.Go see for yourself.
The picture he stole is one I took of myself about a year and a half ago in a stupid "badass" pose. You can see it on my website
. (Yeah, it's a really stupid picture, I know.)
I love that we had our little scuffle at Hot Topic. That's hilarious. Classic. I'm still chuckling.
In other news that isn't nearly so amusing, I've been baking a lot of sourdough bread
recently, I broke my oven, and then, just about 10 minutes ago, I fixed my oven. Quite the handy man with the hands, if I do say so myself. I'm pretty good in a fight too, or so rumor has it. Too bad I'm a "goddam conservative punk".
Oh, I can't stop laughing. It hurts. He's got me in stitches!